Ho, ho, ho, 'tis the season to be jolly, and whoever thought that Amazon reviews would be the place to get your laughs?
As exposed by the New York Times' David Pogue, it turns out that there are plenty of laughs to be had in the dark reaches of Amazon's immense product list. Sample these gems for the extravagantly expensive $6800 AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable:
“They’re TOO good. I plugged these things into my 50W Magnavox 2.1 surround receiver and they impregnated my daughter. And I don’t even have a daughter.”
“Some things that have happened since owning and using the K2’s:
My car can now fly
I won the lottery
My ‘through-door’ water dispenser on my refrigerator now gives chocolate milk
My mother went back to school and got her PhD
I now get all of George Lopez’s jokes”
“Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease. Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly. For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable! Cons: Shipping from the R’lyeh took far too long.”
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